UFO takes Raccoon Knitted distressed sweater
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🦝🦝🦝 Raccoon abduction sweater 🦝🦝🦝
Listen, this raccoon had one job—steal snacks, not get snatched. But alas, space raccoons gotta eat too. This 100% cotton knit sweater captures the tragic yet hilarious moment our furry friend got tractor-beamed straight out of his midnight mischief. With a rad distressed effect, this sweater is perfect for days when you, too, feel like life is just yanking you into the unknown. Stay cozy, stay mischievous, and maybe keep an eye on the sky—just in case you're next.
100% cotton, high end knitting, 'rage quit' unique design, only 100 made.
SIZES! - we have 3 sizes (M,L,XL) they are American sizes and tend to the larger size
Medium will be perfect for guys 5"11
Women can use L as an oversize/ sweater dress.
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This sweater is high quality soft and aesthetic piece, produced in VERY low numbers, this is NOT some drop shipping transaction.
All the sweaters are in our facility in N.J. and are packed and ready to be shipped
You will get your order FAST and FREE OF SHIPPING !
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